Free AI roast for your resume

Brutal honesty.
Real improvement.

Your resume does not need another polite edit. It needs the truth. Get a fast, sharp roast that exposes what is bland, buried, or trying too hard.

Free to try · Private by default · Built for screenshots

Judge's verdict
Resume.pdf

COOKED.

“Results-driven professional” is not a personality. You have outcomes in here. Stop hiding them behind corporate fog.

Problem

Vague opener

Problem

Proof buried

Win

Actual traction

BrutalDraft v1Fix available →

The process

Three moves. No hand-holding.

01

Drop the evidence.

Bring the resume you keep overthinking. Paste a LinkedIn profile. Hand over the pitch deck copy.

02

Take the hit.

Judge finds the vague claims, empty buzzwords, and achievements hiding under a pile of adjectives.

03

Use the truth.

Keep the screenshot-worthy verdict, then decide if you want help turning it into a stronger draft.

B

The upgrade

The truth hurts.
The fix pays.

When the roast finds the problem, a real rewrite gives you a way forward. Clearer words. Stronger proof. Less pretending.

Fix it for real

A rewrite with a point of view.

The free roast tells you what is not working. If you want the work done with you, choose the fix after you see the verdict. No invented packages. No pressure before the diagnosis.

  • A sharper opening that says what you actually do.
  • Specific proof instead of recycled confidence language.
  • A structure built for a hiring manager or buyer to scan.
  • A clear next move without pretending every draft needs the same solution.
Start with the free roast The fix is optional. The honesty is not.

FAQ

Questions before you get cooked.

Your move

Your resume has had enough polite feedback.

Roast my resume free